Do YOU have ALL the answers???

1. Why is the mad who invests all your money a 'broker'?

2. Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

3. What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

4. Why is a person who plays a piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

5. How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?

6. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it Fed UP?

7. Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?

8. Why are the obituaries found in the 'living' section of the newspaper?